The Federal Kingdom of Australia and Zealand and Papua is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Prime Minister Leadsom with a fair hand, and notable for its national health service, smutty television, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 11.529 billion Australasians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Delwomby. The average income tax rate is 10.1%.

The powerhouse Australasian economy, worth a remarkable 1,167 trillion pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 101,281 pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Freed serfs and former nobles exchange awkward glances in the produce aisle, courtrooms can be a little sketchy, Australia and Zealand and Papua's free colleges struggle to maintain standards in the face of overwhelming demand, and there's no cure or sympathy for the common cold. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Australia and Zealand and Papua's national animal is the kangaroo, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Australia and Zealand and Papua is ranked 82,256^th in the world and 12^th in Australia for Highest Food Quality, scoring 26.5 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.